Whoever left this at my house

Whoever left this at my house, if you ever want to see it alive again, place $10.00 in small, unmarked bills inside a duffle bag. Leave it at the corner of 33rd and Broadway in Edmond (I wanted a remote, out of the way place, but I also didn’t want to have to drive very far from the office). The charger will be left inside the duffle bag, once I’ve had a chance to count the money. Wait fifteen minutes before retrieving the bag. Come alone, and don’t contact the authorities. As you can see, the charger is unharmed…so far.